If you don't win, you're losing.

You know that song by Queen, "We Are the Champions"? And you know it goes like this: "We are the champions. No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions...of the world."

Yeah...

So, Emily was singing into her microphone (the telephone held upside down) and she was singing with all her heart, "I am the loser, I am the loser..."

*sigh*

I did keep trying to show her how the song goes and she's no longer a loser. "I am the tuna! I am the tuna!"