"If I try hard enough, I can give myself a dimple."

Congratulations, Charlotte! For your prize, would you like to pick your favorite picture for me to send you?

Thanks for everyone's entries! This was fun. We'll do it again soon!

Just For Kicks...

Caption this.

And by the way, Happy Mother's Day! I tell ya, I'm enjoying this motherhood thing. It's a hoot. Except in the middle of the night. Then it's not so much a hoot. But the smiles and kisses and hugs and laughs and chatter all make up for it.

B. Sleeping While Sitting Up.

Chloe was napping on the comfy chair, looking so pretty, so I took the opportunity to take some photos. Emily was asleep in her room at the time, which is why Chloe was in the livingroom relaxing. Otherwise, she'd be under my bed.

"Helloooo."

Then, all of a sudden, there's a noise! "Wassat? It's coming from that room. It's the Pink Thing!"

"Hmm. Must have been Pink Thing stirring in her sleep. Sleep. Sleeeeep..."

All of a sudden, I get the urge to nuzzle Chloe's soft chest.
"Hey, human cooties! Now I must bathe."

Guess the Expression

Is Chloe:

A. Contemplating the finer things in life?
B. Sleeping while sitting up?
C. Having a diva moment?
D. Annoyed at having a camera in her face?
E. Working a math equation in her head?

D. Appalled at Her Mother

Aww, look at that face! She is so happy! But, she's got soap in her hair.
So, I dump water on her head.

And she doesn't like it.

Hence, the face.

I am so mean.

Congratulations, Mom! You have won a picture of Emily! Hang it on your fridge! Frame it! Send it back to me along with twenty bucks and I'll get it autographed for you!

Thanks for playing. This was fun!

Guess the Expression

Is Emily:
A. Astounded at how funny her mother is?
B. Tired of having her picture taken?
C. Seriously considering finding new parents?
D. Appalled at her mother?
E. Pooping?
F. Ready to get out of the tub?

I'm sure everyone is on the edge of their seats wondering what the expression could be! How 'bout we have a contest? Does that sound like fun? Does it sound like I'm a Pioneer Woman wannabe? Well, I could never compare to her, but I want to have as much fun as she does and as many fans as she has. I don't have a junk drawer full of awesome prizes, but I do have a cluttered desk with lots of crap on it. I could rifle through and find something I don't want anymore and give it to the winners. But don't let that stop you from guessing. Please, delurk you lurkers. I wanna see who checks in on Emily.

The contest ends Monday evening around nine-ish or so. There can be more than one winner.